THE INITIATION: DON'T TRY NIGERIANS

A man mistakenly transfered N2m to a wrong phone number via mobile money transfer.

After thinking of a way to stop the person from withdrawing the money, he came up with an idea of sending a text message to the person's phone number saying:

"Hello dark and worthy initiate, I hope you're OK. I believe you have received the money I sent to you. It's for your initiation into the eternal mystical order of glorious satanism in the ogboni fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow at 12 midnight. That money is only for your transport. I'll send you more for shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom. Two weeks after the initation, a family member very close to your heart will die, this will unlock your ticket to wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night to any part of the world. Thanks in advance. But in case you're not ready to join, please send back the money immediately to avoid ur sudden death."

Five minutes later, he got an SMS saying:

"Please send another N2m, my friend is also interested."

The man fainted.... Lol��
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HAVE A BLESSED WEEK.

SAY NO TO PORNOGRAPHY

HOME MADE SEX VIDEO:
I counselled a young guy who was addicted to masturbation. He told me he can't do without masturbating. One thing that struck me in his confession was when he said, 'my mum caused all this for me'.
Curiosity got hold of me & I asked him, how? He said; he started masturbating since when he was 4 years old. ' my mum dresses up before me, I am used to seeing her nakedness. I am not moved to have sex with her but I always long to see mature ladies naked just the way I always see my mum dressing up naked before me. I still remember seeing her nakedness regularly till I was 8 years& my dad do shout on her, 'send this boy out before you dress...' , but my mum would always reply by saying, 'will my son sleep with me? Stop planting evil thought in his heart'.
Anytime I see my mum's naked body, I long to see ladies' naked body, I went into sex at age 10 and till now I am not free from sex& heavy pornography & masturbation...'
Dear parents, I hope you are not guilty of this?
You are dressing up before your 2 years son/daughter & you say he/she doesn't know anything yet? .
Some couples will be having sex while their close to 2 years old child will be in their room with them & they will feel, he can only see, he can't understand.
Sir/ma, that your child does not need to understand. Seeing your nakedness or seeing you and your spouse making love is enough to plant abnormal sexual fantasies and urge in that child.
Remember, it is a jet world! How will you destroy your own children with your own carelessness?
Don't let your children see your nakedness.
Don't make love in the presence of your child no matter the age. The scene sticks to the memory& they may want to explore & experiment what they are seeing.
Stop making (unknowingly) home-made 'sex clips or video' for your children to be watching.
Mummy, sit properly. Stop sitting as if you are in the labour room; parting your legs and your son is seeing your inner tight & pant.
Be careful! Daddy, don't wear that ordinary boxer at home that when you sit down & your 'thing' is dangling & your daughter is seeing it.
There are things you should not wear beyond your bedroom, just for your spouse.
Don't say because you want to enjoy your freedom in your house, you now put your children into sexual bondage.
Mummy, wearing ordinary bra around the house in the presence of your sons is dangerous.
Yes, they won't lust after you but you might be increasing their curiosity to see the breasts of ladies outside.
Let's stop being 'pornographic materials' to our children.
Raising sexually pure and impure children begins at home'
My Counsel.

UNICEF VACANCY FOR FEW POSITIONS

Vacancy Announcement                                          United Nations Children’s Fund (UNICEF), Nigeria is pleased to announce
the following vacancies for suitably qualified Nigerian candidates.

Post Title: Education Specialist
Level of post: NO-C
Location: Ondo

Post Title: WASH Specialist
Level of post: NO-C
Location: Ondo

Post Title: Supply & Procurement Assistant
Level of post: GS-6
Location: Abuja

Post Title: Procurement Services Assistant
Level of post: GS-6
Location: Abuja

Post Title: Administrative Officer
Level of post: NO-A
Location: Abuja

Post Title: Administrative Assistant (3 Positions)
Level of post: GS-6
Location: Borno, Sokoto, Katsina

All positions listed above are Fixed Term, with two-year durations.
For details on the job description and application process, please visit www.unicef.org/employ.    Note that closing date for all listed positions is 4th May 2016. 

UNICEF, a smoke-free environment, is committed to gender equality in its mandate and its staff. Well qualified candidates, particularly women are strongly encouraged to apply. Zero tolerance of sexual abuse and exploitation is our policy.